He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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