Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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