For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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