You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Randomize
