I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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