well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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