I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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