the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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