Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
