You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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