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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(702): View more from Nevada

we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.

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do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?

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(678): View more from Georgia

After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory

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(786): View more from Florida

He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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(805): View more from California

He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.

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(626): View more from California

I made him laugh his dick is mine

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(630): View more from Illinois

We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”

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