What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
