We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I fill condoms, not promises.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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