Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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