was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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