My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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