it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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