break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well, you know. whores of a feather.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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