SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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