dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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