That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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