i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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