I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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