you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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