in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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