I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You ruined the universe
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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