Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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