You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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