I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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