I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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