i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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