Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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