quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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