Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He used a "food city great value" card to cut it

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(801): View more from Utah

Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home

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(330): View more from Ohio

my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?

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