a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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