"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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