If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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