But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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