Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize
