Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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