My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Can you bring me the toilet please
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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