would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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