You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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