New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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