my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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