What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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