just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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