I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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