Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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