It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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