You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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