remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This is classic penis vs brain.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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