god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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