I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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