His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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