Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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