If i come over, it means nothing
we have officially lost it.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
