We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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